I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Randomize
