you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
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