But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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