I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
The air was thick with penises
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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