ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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