is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
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I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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