So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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