hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
