writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Found your dick twin last night
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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