this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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