So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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