If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
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