So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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