this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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