He asked to "fluff my boner.."
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Oh god it's open bar.
Randomize
