You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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