Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Sorry my hands just texted you
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I forget how to act sober
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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