That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Can I color on your dick again?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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