Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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