ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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