everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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