I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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