It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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