will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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