They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
no you cant smoke seaweed
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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