my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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