Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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