So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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