Whoa Z and x make the same sound
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
did you just send me my own nude
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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