i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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