Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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