That's intense
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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