"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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