The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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