I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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