he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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