That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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