yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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