Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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