I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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