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I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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