end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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