Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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