I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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