Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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