let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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