After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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