I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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