you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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