Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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