I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I understand Curling. That high.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.