I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
What a dumb baby whore.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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