Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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