I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She told me I should be a condom model.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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