Sponge bath it is.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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