NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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